The Beast from Bentonville, it’s worshipful congregation’s sacrificial blood offering.
Current mood:
disgusted
disgusted
I hate wal-mart, and I have since 1995. I went up there, and having been good friends with an employee in good standing I was a shoe in for the job. . . . . .until I took their gestapo clearance review test. There were questions like: If you know that an employee is smoking mj off the clock, what do you do???
I answered something like this. . . . :not a damn thing, it's not affecting their work performance if its off the job, and so it's not the jobs biz to know about it.
I need not tell you that I wasn't offered a job after the head gestapo person asked me what I meant by that. . . . . .I'm sure I answered, "exactly what I said is what I meant."
anyways. .. . . .the news today is cheerful in the beast from Bentonville's belly, it's full!
At 4:55 a.m., five minutes before the store was set to open, a crowd of 2,000 eager worshipers broke the doors off the hinges to pay tribute to the beast. Thirty four year old Jdimypai Damour, of Queens was then offered as a blood sacrifice by the congregation, and trampled to death.
"People did not stop to help the employee(Mr. Damour) as he lay on the ground, and they pushed against other wal-mart employees as as they tried to help him. The crowd kept running into the store even after the police arrived, jostling and pushing officers who were trying to perform CPR," police said.
"They were like a stampede," said Nassau Detective Lt. Michael Fleming. "Hundreds of people walked past him, over him or around him."
Mr. Damour was pronounced dead at 6:03 a.m. at a local hospital.
Kimberly Cribbs, a shopper on the scene had this to report: "When they were saying they had to leave, that an employee had gotten killed, people were yelling, "I've been on line since yesterday morning," she said, "they kept shopping."
Lt. Michael Fleming, my pick for police officer of the year this year(SERIOUSLY!) had this to say, "I've heard other people call this an accident, but it's not," he said. "This certainly was foreseeable."
The Associated Press
The New York Times
The Dallas Morning News
and ME!
This just in! I failed to mention that there were four other people (or five!) injured in the congregations fervor to worship the beast, included was a 28 year old, eight month pregnant woman(thus the 5th person)-and her baby has since miscarried.
innocent unborn babies have always been the preferred sacrifice for beasts from all over the world. The Beast from Bentonville is certainly satisfied for the day, but how long till he hungers again, and requires that your sins be purged?
